Now what to write about this week? No, can't think of anything. Midlands rugby has been a bit stagnant of late.
What we really need is a good old Coventry story. Surely the club that put the 'Co' in controversy can come up with something.
Or perhaps there's a tale brewing down Sharmans Cross way, it's been a bit on the quiet side recently.
But that were the case.
Moseley and Worcester are ploughing on enjoying the novelty of mid-table mediocrity, models of consistency as the oval ball sands shift around them.
Down the road Bees are rarely out of the headlines or off the messageboards and Cov have found themselves a perfect storm to weather.
What to write about indeed.
So in the light of both issues I'll offer a few unrelated observations, sit back and wait for my own perfect storm.